Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Alois Nebel - Animated something


So as proud residents of Czech Republic we once again went 2 see one of their/ours "so called" movie exploits. Just like that we have chosen a movie that reminded us a shitty version of Sin City. However this thing is bout some train conductor, which looks like a complete and utter faggot BTW, or what (portrayed by Miroslav Krobot - yeah, just like a robot with a K). This czech masterpiece is supposed 2 be poetic or whatever, cuz there is no obvious reason why 2 pick someone as off-putting.

This movie is exactly like watching fat chick getting nude - you know it is actually going 2 suck hard, but you stick with it anyway towards a bitter end. Mine came when I accidentally sat on one of my balls and it kinda went back into my body, where it has never been since 1993.
So all in all, I can´t say anything bad about the movie cuz for the last third of it, I was trying not 2 burst into crying like a child.

Final summation: Meh.

Monday, October 10, 2011

Designblok ´11 REVIEW

 Hi u there, u r reading this entirely first article after our web-page blog rebirth. Also nice to meet u in here. It's bout pretty the best design party here in da Prague. Yeah, let's find out more about it.
 Here r some fabulously designed ceramics. Nice but useless.
 Swarovski did design 4us this nice glowing vagina.
If u have a lil brother, get this lovely stuff for your neck. Everybody is wearing it here right ´bout now!
Absolutely non-bio (using man-made light) garden herbs for bumper dumper vegans . 
Nice wallpaper* application. Back2 the 80'. 
Molecular super system application 4free spaces in ur own space ships. Really nice. 
The most beautiful thing out there. But we do not know, what it's 4. 
Salt on the rope, so alt.
And finally the nicest lamp out there with barbies exposed boobz. My mum was 2 ashamed of it, so we had2 leave. 
That's all palz, come along next time! Sweet kisses.